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Can a cow achieve nirvana? Mu!
People tell this one too often, but ... An obviously non-vegetarian zen Buddhist said to a hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything." ---- It took me 6 months to understand this joke. Its better than a Koan, at least if you are dim like me.
Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Zen Buddhist?
A person who knocks on your door for absolutely no reason at all.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
If you know any good jokes, send them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
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